A Bat Snuck Onto a Spirit Airlines Flight (feat. Nick Kroll) – Lights Out with David Spade
Uh, passengers
on a Spirit Airlines fl… I thought Spirit was,
like, a fake airline. -Only…
-Oh, it’s fake. -(laughter)
-Don’t think it’s real. They were on a flight
headed to New Jersey and frea… freaked out
because they should have. There was a bat on the plane
that got loose. (girl squealing) WOMAN:
Oh, my God. MAN:
Oh, my God! WOMAN 2:
It’s not as bad as you think. -Geez.
-(laughter) That video went viral,
as it should, and, uh, Spirit offered
the guy who filmed it a $50 travel voucher–
that sounds low, but it’s all they had
in the checking account. (laughter, groans) That was the cost
of the flight. $50. -(laughter)
-Yeah, it was. -Was that how much it is?
-Yeah. That… that particular flight
was $50… What is it,
New York, uh, New Jersey? -I don’t know,
wherever you want. -(laughter) It’s… the cost of… I would a hundred percent
expect somebody to get rabies -on a Spirit Airlines flight.
-(laughter) I just didn’t think
it would be from a bat. No questions asked. It was the guy’s
emotional support bat. (laughter) In his defense. -Oh, wait.
-I just like the idea -of the bat going through TSA.
-EDWARDS: Yeah. Like, getting patted down,
being like, “Uh, you know what? “I… Let me
just drink this, uh… -cow’s blood before I…”
-Just throw it out. Yeah. “Got an iPad.
Do I have to take out my iPad?” (laughter) I just, I just…
I just think it’s, like, people were freaking out, like,
30 minutes into the flight, and, like, from the moment
I bought the ticket -for Spirit Airlines…
-(laughter) -I’d be freaking out.
-Yeah. -You’re…
-Even the bat is freaking out, -and he can fly.
-(laughter) He’s… he woke up going,
“Am I on Spirit?” “I’m on Spirit.
(bleep) this.” Oh, by the way–
this is exciting– we got the bat live
via satellite– just said that. -Whoa. -Let’s check…
check in on the bat right now. Bat, are you there? -(laughing)
-Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn’t, I didn’t know
you were, uh, back to Dracula. Yes, I switched back
when they turned on the seat belt sign. Bleh. Let me tell you,
it was a rough flight, David. I had a middle seat. I’ve slept in coffins
more comfortable. (laughs) And they charged me $40
for a carry-on. I thought I was a bloodsucker. (laughter) Okay.
Thanks, Dracula. Why was I on this plane? Well, I’m a medical device
salesman and… Yeah, can I stop you? I feel this is a two-joke bit. No offense, but, uh… Seriously?
Spade, I put on two tons of Dracula makeup for this shit. -All right, all right,
all right. -God damn it. I paid for the green screen
out of my own check. -Cut his mic. -I don’t know.
I wrote 50 more Dracula puns, -All right. -I guess
I’ll shove those up my ass. Still going. Feature players. Thanks, Dracula. That guy’s like, “I got
to get my SAG card.” -I know. -Yeah, really.
-Come on. I like how he’s determined
to finish that bit. SPADE:
He was. I bailed out on it,
he stayed in there. -Not enough people wear capes,
you know? -No. By the way, we had to get that
cape, like, an hour ago.
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Third viewer-ish. YouTube accomplishments are so hollow.
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Two joke bit or a two bit joke?
Planes crash on the regular, but you bitch about a bat.
“I’d 100% expect for someone to get rabies on spirit airlines but not from a bat”
This plane needed manu ginobili
Oof bats, I wonder how that happened?
Dracula 🧛🏽♂️ was entertaining 🙂
FORTUNE!! ❤
I feel this show has great potential, but so far I feel it's way too loose and that it should be reduced to two guests instead of three.
What have we become? Weak as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Sad. No respect for people as a group.
For sureeee this show is gonna last
Too bad Ozzy wasn’t on the flight but he doesn’t fly Spirit because he has no soul
Shit is fucking retarteded !
David spade I think you're a okay guy. Cool show
Bacardi Airlines.
That spirit hitter.
David Spade is a funny person…..
Keep up with the humor,David!
I've flown spirit to Las Vegas from Seattle before, it's actually not even bad – barring flying with a bat that is
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This show is not going to last.
This show is hilarious.
"Even the bat was freaking out and it can fly". Good one.
We all know David is a pro at bat catching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFCMoKizLzg
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I thought someonesnuck a baseball bat on the plane
This episode had a typical uneducated, complete water head black guy showing how stupid he is, thinking "millennial" means to be young… And when they hinted at what it means, he just kept talking making himself looker even dumber. The other white guy was not even remotely funny.
Nick Kroll looks miserable.
David Spade is the hero we need
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The people need this album.
I love me some fortune she rocks
hack trash
Spade's awesome on talk shows, he's made a career out of pretending he's too cool to care. This works against him as a talk show host who's paid to listen and pretend to BE interested in others. Love this guy on talk shows, just not his own.
gAy
David Spade looks like an old Steve Harrington
It's nice to see Thurman Merman from Bad Santa still working!
The third chair seems to be waste
No one gonna say something about this dudes forehead. God damn 10 head.🎩
That dude with the flowered shirt has. a MASSIVE fucking head
You think SPIRIT is bad look into Frontier.
I love Spirit Airlines 🤣They stay true to their mission: "We'll get you there cheap, just don't ask about the duct tape on the wings).
Funny
Nick Kroll is 100% too high for this right now.
$50 for the flight.
$50 for one carry on
$50 for salty in flight snack
$25 for water
You suck Spade……has been!
Omg who greenlit this
Please get rid of those chairs you think you could have splurged a little and got something more comfortable
Green pants, guy u look clammy u ok 🌸✨
SMH……………..
Somebody crack a window!
Thought that was Chris farly sitting next to David Spade
"Cut it. This is a two joke bit."
See the girl feeling entitled to hide in the bathroom? That would of been my que to drop a load
Garrrrrrrbage
Garrrrrrrrrrrrbage
Love ya David❤❤❤❤❤❤
I wish that Nick did his voices in this
Cancel it
"I wrote 50 more Dracula puns, I guess I'll shove those up my ass" 😂🤣😂 y'all I'm fucking dying
ppl are so freaked out by bat's I am not me would say i am keeping it as a pet fuck bird's any way's. When i have my own pet bird the middle finger it can fly all over like a bat or a fuckin bird. And with a pet bat ppl give me the finger i would have a pet bat that will bite it off for me.
That’s probably the highest a bat has ever flown..30,000 feet.
Does David pick these people up off Hollywood Blvd. right before taping?
God, why are people so afraid of bats!? They really don’t bother humans, they just get scared.
Lol nick kroll doesn’t know wtf is going on
When is Anthony Jeselnik gonna be a guest?
Jon Favreau said I wrote 50 more Dracula puns I guess I'll just shove those up my ass!
The 2 worst comedians in the game.
I thought spirit flew exclusively to Myrtle Beach
That is literally the most Spirit Airlines thing I’ve seen lmao
"Emotional support bat." 🤣😂🤣
Greeaat show. Keep going!!
At least the bat lifted some people spirits.