Being a vampire SUCKS cuz… | Family Feud

Being a vampire SUCKS cuz… | Family Feud

January 17, 2020 66 By William Hollis


HEH HEH HEH! POINT VALUES ARE TRIPLE. TOP 4 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING A VAMPIRE MIGHT TELL HIS SHRINK THAT HE’S GETTING TIRED OF AFTER 200 YEARS. LAJUANA: BITING PEOPLE’S NECKS. STEVE: BITING PEOPLE’S NECKS. RANDA: YES, YES. WHOO! YEAH! PLAY! PLAY! LAJUANA: I THINK WE’RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: THEY’RE GONNA PLAY. LAJUANA: HA HA HA! RANDA: WHOO! WHOO! YES! COME ON, STEVE. STEVE: OH, I’M COMING. [LAUGHTER] BUT FIRST, THOUGH… [LAUGHTER] COME ON, RAY. RAY, NAME SOMETHING A VAMPIRE MIGHT TELL HIS SHRINK HE’S GETTING TIRED OF AFTER 200 YEARS. RAY: HE’S GONNA SAY, “I AM TIRED OF…LIVING. I WANT TO BE DEAD.” RANDA: OH, OK. TRAVIS: SURE. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU’RE COMING FROM. RANDA: HERE WE GO. STEVE: SAID HE’S TIRED OF LIVING. RANDA: IT’S UP THERE. STEVE: HE WANTS TO BE DEAD. HE WANTS IT TO END. WANTS TO BE DEAD. RANDA: WHOO! YEAH, BABY! WHOO! STEVE: RANDA. RANDA: COME ON. GOT IT. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A VAMPIRE MIGHT TELL HIS SHRINK THAT HE’S GETTING TIRED OF AFTER 200 YEARS. RANDA: STEVE, HE’D SAY, “I’M TIRED OF SLEEPING IN THAT COFFIN!” TRAVIS: GOOD ANSWER! RANDA: YEAH! TRAVIS: GOOD ANSWER! RANDA: YEAH, STEVE! TRAVIS: GOOD ANSWER! IT’S UP THERE! RANDA: IT’S UP THERE! STEVE: TIRED OF SLEEPING IN THAT COFFIN. RANDA: WHOO! TRAVIS: YEAH! YEAH! RANDA: YEAH! TRAVIS: YEAH! RANDA: COME ON WITH IT. STEVE: TRAVIS… TRAVIS: YES, SIR. STEVE: ONE ANSWER LEFT. NAME SOMETHING A VAMPIRE MIGHT TELL HIS SHRINK HE’S GETTING TIRED OF AFTER 200 YEARS. TRAVIS: WELL, STEVE, VAMPIRES CAN’T GO OUT IN THE LIGHT, SO HE’S TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO GO OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT. RANDA: THAT’S IT, STEVE! WHOO! TRAVIS: IT’S UP THERE. LAJUANA: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. RANDA: COME ON WITH IT! STEVE: TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO GO OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT. TRAVIS: SHOW IT TO ME! [RANDA SCREAMING] [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYING]