DAGames Animated – The Spirit of Christmas

February 20, 2020 0 By William Hollis


Twas the night before Christmas, We meet our little boy Jimmy. Who is waiting up for Santa to tell him the spirit of flimsys. The special time of year, where families unite with glee, will finally be told by Jimmy’s bedroom tree. *LOUD CRASH AS IT WOKE JIMMY UP AND NOT THE PARENTS* Jimmy: OH GOD SANTA! IS THAT YOU?! Santa was hurt from head to toe. But the alcohol in his system began to show. Santa: Oh ho ho oh shit. *FART* Jimmy! Jimmy: Have you come to tell me the spirit of Christmas?! Santa: Fuck you Jimmy! You never came to my grotto! HOW COULD YOU?! Jimmy: S-santa! Santa: Jimmy! Santa: Ugh! *FARTS* Jimmy: I HATE YOU SANTA!!!! Santa: Fuck you, you little prick! Santa: What… What the hell is that? Sirens can be heard.. Why what could this be? Why it’s the police Santa! You drove your sleigh into the tree. *SLAM* Officer: This is Officer Peawee123, we have a drunk man on suspicion of a pedophilia. Santa: NO NO! DON’T TAKE ME BACK TO THE SLAMMER! Jimmy: Santa! Santa: Jimmy! Officer: Santa! Jimmy: Jimmy! Santa: Sant- *MAGICAL FART* So on this festive year, be sure to heed these words: Always install burglar alarms.. Or Santa will take three thirds.. Of your innocence…