Ghosts ‘n Stuff Inc. Infomercial
[Blender running then suddenly stops] [Cheesy ghost sound effect] Don’t. Come on, man. [Sigh] Oh no. My place is haunted
as shit. Help. Is your house and or business haunted? As shit? Then you’re watching the
right commercial because we are Ghosts ‘n Stuff! [Felix delayed] Ghosts ‘n Stuff! God dammit, Felix. Nailed it. Using state of the art technology, we can identify and monitor any ghost presence living within YOUR domicile. Is this edible? Can I eat this? No, Jade, stop. Okay stop listening to them.
Look if you– [Electric shock sound] Jade: Ow! Nina: It’ll grow back. If you are being haunted by a poltergeist or whatever other jerk I will personally come to punch that buffoon in his stupid ghost face. That’s right. Don’t be fooled by our apparent youth and strapping good looks. We are experienced ghost hunters and we’re ready to unmask any fiendish ghosts that may be harming you. Unless they’re really scary. I really don’t think I could handle that. Shut up, Felix. Yes, sir! Hey there are a number of ways you can get in touch with us. You should email us,
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. Snapchat’s always good But RichardBig4U, stop with the gross
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