Honest Trailers – Saw

Honest Trailers – Saw

August 9, 2019 100 By William Hollis


From a production company that sounds like
they make porn comes a film with the same production value
as a porn. In the low budget hit that transformed the
horror genre into straight up torture porn. Saw. See Saw, a great idea for a student short
film that somehow got stretched into 6 feature length sequels, two videogames, and one super fun rollercoaster! When two strangers wake up in your typical
Taco Bell bathroom the only way out is to patiently use the various
saws, slabs, and guns to weaken their chains until they’ re
able to break free. But instead of the obvious, prepare for 100
minutes of reminiscing, “I don’t remember how I got here.” playing catch, and dramatically reaching for stuff. “My family needs me!” Almost…have another…idea… Nope! Tremble before the Jigsaw killer, a psychopath who combines the traps
of Wile E. Coyote with the terrifying puppetry of Jeff Dunham. “Hello, Amanda. I want to play a game.” Come, saw, and conquer the first in a long
line of cheaply made gornos, featuring the claustrophobia of being trapped in a room because there wasn’t the budget for more
locations, the panic of the fast-paced editing because there wasn’t the budget for better
effects, and the cringe-factor of watching the movie’ s
screenwriter try to act “You could be the one who put me in this room!” “The same thing happened to me, see!” “Lawrence, calm down! There must be a way
out of this!” because there wasn’t the budget for professional
actors. So settle in for the one that started it all, full of cool, well thought out traps that the sequels turn into complete parodies
of themselves. “You must press both buttons at once in the
box before you. However, in doing so, you will give a sacrifice of your own. Two can
live, four will die –” Ugh, what the f*** is this guy talking about? And horrific violence happening off-screen that the sequels turn into the star of
the franchise. Who watches this stuff?! Go to starring, go to starring! Starring… Kristen Bell Robin Hood: Man in Chain Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1 Rush Hour This Guy The Bad Guy From Lost I Think She’s On Parenthood? Filth and Cher Saw 1: You’ve Saw Them All Hey, at least it’s not a found footage movie!