PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

August 14, 2019 100 By William Hollis


well hello there ruff so this is my new location what do you think? OOWRAOWA it’s a bit of a mess don’t get used to it though cause we’re gonna redecorate on my last videos when i was sat on my bed people were like (deep slowed motion voice)
“your wallpaper’s hideous” and also you may have noticed that this little guy has been missing from my videos (sad kitten sound) yeah it was kind of lost i was so scared i wouldn’t find- did you see the lights flicker then? O M G
(mysterious music starts playing) i was just editing this video so welcome to the future but i just noticed some total paranormal activity going on do you remember when the light flickered? well just look at left and you’ll see one of those ghost orbs coming down the screen (high pitched oo) which means i was right and my house is hounted so now i’m scared and (high pitched broken scream) (mysterious music still playing) did you see the lights flicker then? i was scared i wouldn’t find him though (mysterious music stops)
i was scared i wouldn’t find him though cause you guys would have been like RRRR banging on my door with flaming what are they called? TORCHES erm like in ‘lost’ WOOMF isn’t it weird how in ‘lost’ they always have a flaming torch to hand that would be so cool walking through manchester tu tu tu tu tu WOOMF everyone would be like (high pitched angelic scream) (sniffing hard) (high pitched fast motion voice)
and i’m now a man of the world (high pitched fast motion voice)
well, a man of manchester (high pitched fast motion voice)
(chuckles) and (high pitched fast motion voice)
i’m hoping to get a flat there (high pitched fast motion voice)
and get a job soon (high pitched fast motion voice)
and everything seems to be (high pitched fast motion voice)
falling into place, which is really nice (high pitched fast motion voice)
cause in september i had no idea (high pitched fast motion voice)
where my life is going at all (high pitched fast motion voice)
and now i’m kind of (high pitched fast motion voice)
on the second tetris bar (high pitched fast motion voice)
there’s a lot more to come (high pitched fast motion voice)
but you know (high pitched fast motion voice)
little steps phil do you wanna know a secret? this is unrelated but i actually physically make an effort to blink in my videos because people comments saying “you never blink!” i just don’t i just- bgohooo (singing in high pitched voice)
dow dow, naow naow naow (singing in high pitched voice)
dow dow, naow, naow (singing in high pitched voice)
he was looking in the mirror (singing in high pitched voice)
checking himself out (singing in high pitched voice)
he saw a spider (singing in high pitched voice)
crawling up his neck it was about the size of a cat khhh, ahh so thankfully, i now have a (bringing his new) cordless hammer drill incase it comes back i’ve also been trying to sort out this room i found this weight HOT this (chuckles) 38 piece tool kit with carry case (chuckles) i don’t think my dad understands that i would never be able to fix things only break them this really weird medical bag filled with giant sweets they’re best before 2004 if i ate those i’d probably hallucinate (quiet blow) (high pitched) ahh ahh isn’t it the coolest sticker ever? “space is the place” heyy (wall-e sounds) and also a man rang the doorbell this morning hey you look like you like fish no well your parents must like fish no they’re terrified of fish okay i’ll come back when your parents are here k bye (relaxing music)