Tweet- The Series (A Teen Paranormal Series) #2.4
Oh! Look! I’m free as a bird! Well, as free as a bird that’s been captured and incarcerated against her will in a tiny box. But still, THIS is a major improvement. Now, I’m sure you’re thinking, Fal how in the world did you pull that off? One word. Diverticulitis. I said I got a major case of it. This makes my seventh trip to the little girls room. I did a paper on it in health class a few years back. See, school does pay off. I hate this phone! (CLOCKS START CHIMING LOUDLY AND A DOOR SLAMS) OK! What was that?! It’s nothing. It’s just the wind. Sometimes it catches the door. Yeah, but what about all the clocks going off? It’s on the hour, they always do that. It’s a coincidence. Hey there tall, dark and handsome. Hello Gabby. You remember the chair I told you about? Uh, huh. Well it’s here. Bad news. It’s beau-coup heavy. Ummm. Petey. Do you mind giving your weak helpless and sexy neighbor a hand? Uh, what’s in it for me? Well, how about a shampoo and a cut? How about? A neck massage? Oh, Petey. You little rascal. On two conditions. All right. It’s after hours and the wine will be flowing. (CHUCKLES). I’m in. Oh, ah!! Ha, ha, ha…yeah it pays to be the big guy. I’ll be right back. And uh…Gabby?! Oh, Gabby?! Hey? You OK? Yeah, I’m fine. Worst liar ever. Yeah. OK. Well, uh…I do have a problem, but there’s nothing you can do about it. Apparently you haven’t heard of my multiple super-hero powers. I’m sorry, did you just say multiple? That is correct. OK, such as? Um…such as…Super Computer Hackman! I can hack any computer. Umm…humor-man! Look my thumb is off! Eeew. Look, those are cool and all, but school is closed I have to put something back in Principal Potter-Lane’s office or I’m going to be in big trouble. I can get you in there. How? Super-hero powers. OK. It’s uh, not closed. There’s adult ED classes. Down here. I don’t know about this. It’ll be fine. What if someone catches us? No one’s going to catch us. It’s OK. Miss Ward! Mr. Longworth! What are you all doing here? Oh, uh…Hi Mr. Bogardus. We were on a walk…and we were looking for the restroom. Well…someone butter my butt and call me a biscuit! I didn’t know you two was a couple! Yeah! We are! Well, congratulations! Now you make sure you hydrate, it’s mighty hot out there. The trees are begging the dog for a taste if you know what I mean. Ha, ha, ha… Alright…Oh, and ah Mr. Longworth if you’re going to use the little boys room, give it a few minutes. You can let go now. Oh, sorry. OK. Ready? Yeah. Oh, no! Roberto had his spleen removed?! Ouch! Sounds mucho painful. I don’t even know where the spleen is. But I know where Roberto’s is! In the garbage! Ha, ha, ha… What’s she doing here? She’s on friggin Facebook. Do you believe it. Getting overtime on our taxes. What are we going to do? We can hide in here until she leaves. WHAT THE HELL!! Stewart in a speedo! Oh, hide your eyes, get rid of the image! Hide you eyes. Think happy thoughts, happy thoughts… You wanna take a seat? Yeah. God knows how long we’ll be in here. That was close. (chuckles) What’s so funny? OK, I’m just…I just sitting here thinking…I’ve literally broken into school which is amazing in itself, with someone I don’t know much about. What do you want to know? Want one? Sure. Thanks. Ummm…I don’t know. You wanna take turns asking each other questions? Sure, I’m game. OK, um…what’s your favorite color? Uh, purple. Um…do you like to skateboard? I tried it once, I sprained my wrist. Um…do you like broccoli? Hurls-vile…don’t tell me you do? No. I hate it too. Do you have a girlfriend? Um…me? You want to know if I have a girlfriend? Yeah. Do you? Uh…no. I…uh…nope. You should. You’re pretty cool. It seems like most guys are uh…you know, kinda creepy. Not to mention idiots. Yeah, I know a couple of neanderthals. Don’t forget morons. and jerks. and jackasses. OK, we could do this forever. Of course I’m not in any of those groups. Of course not. So why don’t you? I..uh..I don’t know. No time. So if you had the time, is there anyone out there you could? Um…no. I uh..can’t think of anyone. What about you? No. Uh, not me. There we go again. Worst liar ever. Come on, cough it up. Who was it? OK. Um…I uh…I kinda like this guy Riley. Riley Sturgis? Yeah, do you know him? Talk about jerks. What? Nothing. I think he’s great. I don’t know if he likes me. I thought he did for awhile, but I don’t even know. How could anyone not like you? Oh, Sammy. Son-of-uh… What’s wrong? We have that test in Derrick’s tomorrow. Did you study? Yeah, all last night. I didn’t. God, I’m gonna fail. I’m sorry this is all my fault. No, it’s fine. I’ll figure something out. Oh my god! Oh my god, look! I don’t see anything. It was there, Freddie said that Derrick’s having his appendix taken out. What? Freddie tweeted the test was cancelled. I didn’t see any tweet. It was there. Trust me Sammy. Freddie’s never been wrong before. I don’t know. Let me see. You know if this thing’s possessed, he could be setting you up for something bad. Nah. I tried everything…holy water, garlic, rosary. And? Nothing. Have you tired exorcism? I thought about that. I called this one place, this guy with this weird accent answered, so he was hard to understand, but he made it clear that he charged four grand. Shhh… She’s gone. It’s the top drawer on the right. Come on. Let’s get out of here. Um, just give me one second. Sure. Alone. Thanks. OK. Here’s the deal. You stay put till tomorrow, and I give you my word I won’t try to get rid of you.