Yahoo! Answers – Paranormal Edition – @midnight w/ Chris Hardwick

Yahoo! Answers – Paranormal Edition – @midnight w/ Chris Hardwick

August 14, 2019 33 By William Hollis


>>IT’S TIME TO PLAY YAHOO ANSWERS, PARANORMAL EDITION. YAHOO ANSWERS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET COMPLETELY INCORRECT INFORMATION FROM ALL KINDS OF RANDOM PEOPLE. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY DO ON YAHOO. I’M GOING TO READ A REAL QUESTION ABOUT THE PARANORMAL, AND IF YOUR ANSWER IS BETTER THAN OUR FAVORITE YAHOO ANSWER YOU GET 250 POINTS. HERE’S THE FIRST ONE. I CAN GET A GHOST PREGNANT? MOSHE?>>YES, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO GET THE FETUS GHOST BUSTED. ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )>>LET’S SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS. THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE COMMON THAN YOU THINK. THEY’RE JUST RARELY SEEN AS THEY ARE INVISIBLE. THIS GUY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT SEX FOR A VIRGIN.>>ALL RIGHT, GOOD COMEBACK. I’LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT MOSHE KASHER. HERE’S THE NEXT ONE– A REAL HAUPTED FLASH POSSESSED DOLL ON E-BAY. DO YOU THINK BUYING THIS ONE A GOOD IDEA?>>IT DEPENDS. ARE YOU BUYING IT FOR DECORATION OR SEX? ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).>>I LIKE YOUR ODDS SO FAR. LET’S SEE WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS. THE REAL ANSWER IS, “IF YOU WANT IT, BUY IT.” A TERRIBLE ANSWER. POINTS TO STEVE AGEE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NEXT ONE– HOW DO I TELL MY MOM SHE’S POSSESSED WITHOUT HURTING HER FEELINGS? MOSHE.>>YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO USE “EYE” STATEMENTS INSTEAD OF “YOU” STATEMENTS. FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN YOU PROJECTILE VOMIT AND ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF WITH A CRUCIFIX, I FEEL I’M LOVED. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>LET’S SEE. LET’S SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS. HIRE A PRIEST TO COME IN AND PERFORM AN EXORICISM. HOWEVER, DO NOT LET HER KNOW BEFOREHAND BECAUSE THER POSSESSED SPIRIT MAY RUN WITH THE BOBODIY. MOSHE KASHER, I DO BELIEVE YOU GOT POINTS FOR THAT. LAST ONE, CAN A GHOST PET A CAT? ( LAUGHTER ) YES, STEVE AGEE?>>GO ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF, LOSER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )>>I DON’T CARE WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS.